phione: if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
scienceing: if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
hi i just wanted 2 check in and see how not replying 2 my text messages is working out for u
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
therapist: what is something youre proud of about your life
me: i have a lot of followers
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
peclro: if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three I think about this post a lot
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
me: do you read fanfiction?
me: I don't understand
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
ilymorgannn: animeasuka: partybarackisinthehousetonight: children wake up early because they still get excited about life this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here yeah but so true
herspanic: please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
rabioheab: so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
ur blog is cool but ur autoplay is not
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
lonelywhiteasian: 100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually
bubblegum-doll: Omg what if yahoo makes tumblr “Tumbler”. I cannot deal with these possibilities.
bonerdict-cumberbatch: parischan: imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
basemental: please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
forever: i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
meladoodle: *writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*