May 2013
phione:
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
scienceing:
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
hi i just wanted 2 check in and see how not replying 2 my text messages is working out for u
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
therapist: what is something youre proud of about your life
me: ...
me: ...
me: i have a lot of followers
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
peclro:
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
ilymorgannn:
animeasuka:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
yeah but so true
herspanic:
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
ur blog is cool but ur autoplay is not
deluminator:
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
lonelywhiteasian:
100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually
bubblegum-doll:
Omg what if yahoo makes tumblr “Tumbler”. I cannot deal with these possibilities.
bonerdict-cumberbatch:
parischan:
imagine ur icon murdering someone with the expression they currently have
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
basemental:
please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
meladoodle:
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
